When I unplugged my phone five minutes ago it was at 98% battery, now it’s at 100% so I’m pretty sure it’s possessed and going to murder me in my sleep tonight.
The number of people that spell my name wrong in emails despite the fact that my name is spelled correctly in my email address is astounding.
I was scanning through some items for a very nice lady and her son, when he bumped into the guest behind them in line, then scurried next to his mom again.
Lady: “Hey! No, apologize!”
Guest #2: “Oh, it’s okay.”
Lady: “No, it’s not. We’re Canadian. We have a reputation to uphold.”
I fucking cried.
- Me in February: Hi.
- Kerri in March: How did I miss this?
- Me in March: That was like last month.
mynameisjeremie has started tagging her beards and I consider this my biggest victory.
If you can’t pronounce baklava, we can’t be friends.